Able you are
To catch a penis
When it’s just jumped out of
A man’s boxer short.

Able you are
To gobble up a wet vulva
And show you can play
The “harmonica” too.

Able you are
To dive your tongue
In every fem ass
From sphincter to rectum

Now,
Do you want another challenge?…

Able are you to beat
The Guinness record
touching my balls
with your unique feet?